How To Look Good In Men's Thong Swimwear
1. Have you got the body to pull this off? A thong is one sexy piece of swimwear which leaves little to the imagination. If you're overweight or not packing a lot of heat down there then perhaps a thong isn't your best choice.
2. Personal grooming is a MUST if you are going to wear a guys thong! You'll need to wax to avoid those hairy bits poking out the sides. The somewhat 'personal' Brazilian wax is the best bet here but a bikini wax should also suffice.
3. Be aware you're probably going to be exposing bits of your body which tend not to get a lot of exposure at other times of the year. Use lots of sun tan lotion on areas like your butt cheeks to avoid an embarrasing sunburn. That burnt bright red 'baboons bum' look isn't going to attract any mates in your species.